five months with Patrick is on wednesday. Lol can you believe it’s already five months?
I made him a 52 things I love about you thingy out of a deck of cards and
lowkey it’s mostly a bunch of inside jokes and
Idk it’s a subset to a long long list of things I love about Patrick and agh just damn I couldn’t decide what to choose because I had so many things to write
Lol idk I was proud that I didn’t repeat anything and
Lol idk im overthinking it
I hope he likes it or finds it amusing or cute or someshit
Idk usually he says ” awh babe youre so cute! I love it!”
So yeah
Uh okie I’m done now lol why do you guys still read my stuff I’m so fucking annoying all I’d do is talk about Patrick

fetusich:

my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes

(Source: cainesoren, via heavenly-sinner)

vizier:

read more. this isn’t a secretive post just a suggestion

(via snapchatting)

meladoodle:

*writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*

(via snapchatting)

fuckinq:

i want to kiss someone so so badly

(via snapchatting)

poopflow:

how to get a girl wet in one easy step

1. push her into a pool

(via rosaparking)

xvxbox:

if someone doesnt like being touched and you just go ahead and touch them anyways because you think its funny i sincerely hope you get punched in the god damn face

(via photos-vs-reality)

hotwhiteguy:

kissing is so fucking weird like “hey let me attack your face with mine oh and here comes the tongue”

(via snapchatting)

partyintheurl:

whose line (of cocaine) is it anyway?

(via snapchatting)